Lauren, what are you doing…
she’s being cute *-* in a very sexy outfit
I can’t stop laughing
When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
Don’t forget his famous last words:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
You, I like.
Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”
"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes"
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
PETITION TO MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE
i want a relationship like kyle and mauricio from real housewives of beverly hills
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed